Poop on the Red Deck

While baking some muffins for breakfast this morning, Mom was officially "grossed out!" Emily came running into the kitchen to announce, "Thank Goodness Dad isn't here; there's poop on the red deck. (For all of you who have never seen SpongeBob Squarepants in action; there is an episode where he and his friend, Patrick have to repeat everything that their boss, Mr. Krabs says. Once while on the phone with his mother who stubs her toe on a rock and screams, "Oh Mother Pearl, poop on the red deck!" Mr. Krabs repeats what she said and it came down the line to SpongeBob who repeated the phrase throughout the show.) Ever since I can remember, Emily has used this phrase to make me laugh. The phrase actually came true today with actual poop on our actual red deck. Eeeeeeew!!! Any volunteers to come clean up the neighbor's dog's poop?